Can’t figure out what to get you’re Aries mother? Have a picky brother who is a Capricorn? What about your Scorpio father/sister? Taurus grandma? Virgo aunt? This guide to Christmas gifts for the signs should help!

Aries- a $500 Visa gift card. They can shop to their hearts content.

Taurus-a cookbook full of their favorite recipes. Or trip to the spa.

Gemini- the latest laptop by Mac, or the latest iPod, the latest digital camera, or the latest cell phone. If it’s techie, it’s right for the Gem.

Cancer- a digital photo frame of their family and friends.

Leo- tickets to the theatre. Also, a gift certificate for their favorite store with a personal shopper. Leo craves anything having to do with the spotlight.

Virgo- cleaning products, cleaning products, and even more cleaning products. Also, a gift basket full of organic bath products.

Libra- a very lovely pajama and robe set.

Scorpio- a sex toy. If, failing that, some spyware software. If failing that, a really cool suspense or mystery novel-just not the latest bestseller. A paranormal romance or romantic suspense novel is the best. If failing that, get them a really cool calendar.

Sagittarius- a plane ticket to anywhere they’ve been dying to go.

Capricorn- a $1000 Visa gift card. Or, a 24k gold Rolex.

Aquarius- coupons for just the two of you for one day.

Pisces- a video game, some flavored massage oil, a gift certificate to the sex store, meth or heroin. Whatever suits their addiction du jour.