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		<title>What Each Zodiac Sign Offers Scorpio</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I tweet about zodiac sign compatibility I generally get the same responses from fellow Scorpios. Some zodiac signs get mixed reactions, some get cheers, while others get jeers. One day I decided to point out the positive influences that other signs could bring in to a Scorpio&#8217;s life and today I just want to expand on that a bit and explain it a little further. And remember, I am not just talking about romantic compatibility here. If you have had bad experiences with a particular zodiac sign in a relationship, that does not mean that you cannot have a friendship or business relationship with that sign! Every sign has its positives and negatives, and every zodiac sign has something to offer Scorpio. Here are the tweets again, as well as explanations&#8230; What Aries gives Scorpio: High energy, hot, aggressive&#8230; love (making) Both Aries and Scorpio are ruled by Mars, the God of War. Both of these signs are fighters who aren&#8217;t afraid to face anything head on. Like Scorpios, Aries are very aggressive. Need I say more? What Taurus gives Scorpio: Lifetime steadiness and stability Taurus is a Fixed sign like Scorpio. And out of all of the fixed signs of the zodiac, Taurus is said to be the MOST fixed or stubborn of them all (with Scorpio at a close 2nd). What this translates to is a set, stable environment for the dynamic and complex Scorpio. What Gemini gives Scorpio: Interesting conversations about various topics An Air sign, Geminis are quick witted and wordy. Although not as in depth as Scorpio, a Gemini&#8217;s mind runs quickly over a wide variety of subjects. Scorpios love intellectual conversations and Geminis can offer just that. What Cancer gives Scorpio: A nurturing and loving environment Cancer is like the &#8220;mother&#8221; of the zodiac. They are caring, nurturing and understanding. Since Cancer is a fellow Water sign they can relate to and cater to Scorpio&#8217;s emotionally complex ways. What Leo gives Scorpio: A push to step out from behind the shadows and *SHINE* Leos love the spotlight. Scorpios don&#8217;t, they tend to want to blend in and observe. What many Scorpios have come to realize is that in order to make an impact on the world, they need to open up more and share their gift. A Leo could be the person you need to show you how to handle all of the attention. Then you could show them how to use this attention for the greater good. What Virgo gives Scorpio: A simple but practical perspective to Scorpio&#8217;s complex ways Virgos are analytical and organized. Virgos are also as critical minded as Scorpios. But when a Scorpio is lost in the depths of their thoughts, Virgo could bring a refreshingly honest point of view to the table. What Libra gives Scorpio: Romance and more romance, from head to toe! Libras are ruled by Venus, the Goddess of Love and Beauty. Libras are sensual and very charming. Libra&#8217;s thoughtfulness in love plus Scorpio&#8217;s...]]></description>
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<p>When I tweet about zodiac sign compatibility I generally get the same responses from fellow Scorpios. Some zodiac signs get mixed reactions, some get cheers, while others get jeers. </p>
<p>One day I decided to point out the positive influences that other signs could bring in to a Scorpio&#8217;s life and today I just want to expand on that a bit and explain it a little further. </p>
<p>And remember, I am not just talking about romantic compatibility here. If you have had bad experiences with a particular zodiac sign in a relationship, that does not mean that you cannot have a friendship or business relationship with that sign! Every sign has its positives and negatives, and every zodiac sign has something to offer Scorpio.</p>
<p>Here are the tweets again, as well as explanations&#8230;</p>
<p><strong style="color: darkred">What <font style="font-size: large">Aries</font> gives <font style="font-size: large">Scorpio</font>: High energy, hot, aggressive&#8230; love (making)</strong><br />
Both Aries and Scorpio are ruled by Mars, the God of War. Both of these signs are fighters who aren&#8217;t afraid to face anything head on. Like Scorpios, Aries are very aggressive. Need I say more?</p>
<p><strong style="color: darkred">What <font style="font-size: large">Taurus</font> gives <font style="font-size: large">Scorpio</font>: Lifetime steadiness and stability</strong><br />
Taurus is a Fixed sign like Scorpio. And out of all of the fixed signs of the zodiac, Taurus is said to be the MOST fixed or stubborn of them all (with Scorpio at a close 2nd). What this translates to is a set, stable environment for the dynamic and complex Scorpio.</p>
<p><strong style="color: darkred">What <font style="font-size: large">Gemini</font> gives <font style="font-size: large">Scorpio</font>: Interesting conversations about various topics</strong><br />
An Air sign, Geminis are quick witted and wordy. Although not as in depth as Scorpio, a Gemini&#8217;s mind runs quickly over a wide variety of subjects. Scorpios love intellectual conversations and Geminis can offer just that.  </p>
<p><strong style="color: darkred">What <font style="font-size: large">Cancer</font> gives <font style="font-size: large">Scorpio</font>: A nurturing and loving environment</strong><br />
Cancer is like the &#8220;mother&#8221; of the zodiac. They are caring, nurturing and understanding. Since Cancer is a fellow Water sign they can relate to and cater to Scorpio&#8217;s emotionally complex ways. </p>
<p><strong style="color: darkred">What <font style="font-size: large">Leo</font> gives <font style="font-size: large">Scorpio</font>: A push to step out from behind the shadows and *SHINE*</strong><br />
Leos love the spotlight. Scorpios don&#8217;t, they tend to want to blend in and observe. What many Scorpios have come to realize is that in order to make an impact on the world, they need to open up more and share their gift. A Leo could be the person you need to show you how to handle all of the attention. Then you could show them how to use this attention for the greater good. </p>
<p><strong style="color: darkred">What <font style="font-size: large">Virgo</font> gives <font style="font-size: large">Scorpio</font>: A simple but practical perspective to Scorpio&#8217;s complex ways</strong><br />
Virgos are analytical and organized. Virgos are also as critical minded as Scorpios. But when a Scorpio is lost in the depths of their thoughts, Virgo could bring a refreshingly honest point of view to the table.  </p>
<p><strong style="color: darkred">What <font style="font-size: large">Libra</font> gives <font style="font-size: large">Scorpio</font>: Romance and more romance, from head to toe!</strong><br />
Libras are ruled by Venus, the Goddess of Love and Beauty. Libras are sensual and very charming. Libra&#8217;s thoughtfulness in love plus Scorpio&#8217;s intense passion can lead to a very romantic time indeed!</p>
<p><strong style="color: darkred">What <font style="font-size: large">Scorpio</font> gives <font style="font-size: large">Scorpio</font>: Intense passion, a roller coaster ride for sure&#8230; extreme HIGHS and LOWS!</strong><br />
Scorpio is the sign of extremes and the relationship between two Scorpios is no exception. The highs of this pairing include mutual understanding of one another&#8217;s emotions, similar outlooks on life, and extreme passion when it comes to love and friendship. The lows, however, include bouts of jealousy and clashes of two very strong-willed independent people. This combo will definitely NOT be boring, to say the least. </p>
<p><strong style="color: darkred">What <font style="font-size: large">Sagittarius</font> gives <font style="font-size: large">Scorpio</font>: An optimistic and outgoing approach to life</strong><br />
Sagittarius is a freedom-loving and outgoing sign. They can teach Scorpio how to not take everything so seriously and become a fun and positive influence in Scorpio&#8217;s life.</p>
<p><strong style="color: darkred">What <font style="font-size: large">Capricorn</font> gives <font style="font-size: large">Scorpio</font>: An open ear and a strong shoulder to lean on</strong><br />
Capricorn can be as secretive as a Scorpio and they both share many values and goals in life. The Earth sign Capricorn is strong like a rock and can provide the support Scorpio&#8217;s need during turbulent times.</p>
<p><strong style="color: darkred">What <font style="font-size: large">Aquarius</font> gives <font style="font-size: large">Scorpio</font>: Spontaneous and fun times out with friends</strong><br />
Aquarius is, in many ways, very different from Scorpio. The Aquarius is very social and their lives revolve around their friends and social life. Scorpio, on the other hand, is not as outgoing and would much rather focus all of their attention on the few they truly care about. In order to grow you have to step out of your comfort zone from time to time. If you are looking for a fun night out, get yourself an Aquarius friend!</p>
<p><strong style="color: darkred">What <font style="font-size: large">Pisces</font> gives <font style="font-size: large">Scorpio</font>: Emotional understanding and the path to escape from reality from time to time</strong><br />
A fellow Water sign, Pisces has the ability to read emotions without the other person having to say a word. This comes in handy with Scorpios since we do not always say what is on our mind and have the tendency to be secretive. Pisces are also the &#8220;dreamers&#8221; of the zodiac and can offer Scorpio a temporary getaway from the trials and tribulations of life.</p>
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		<title>Aquarius and Scorpio Compatibility</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Mar 2010 17:13:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When Scorpio and Aquarius come together, it mingles different needs and different philosophies. Scorpio has an emotional intensity with which they face life. Aquarius has an unusual, idealistic worldview. When Scorpio may be more introverted and prefer to be alone with their lover, Aquarius enjoys a night out with friends. They may appear to have few common interests, but these two are both possessed of strong willpower. When they set this force to a common goal, they are assured of success. Both Scorpio and Aquarius can be incompliant and opinionated. They like things to go as they dictate, with no questions asked. Scorpio is probing, delves deeply into the hidden meaning of things. Aquarius is modern and does not enjoy detail. Scorpio will find Aquarius exciting, yet may feel frustrated trying to penetrate this revolutionary&#8217;s mind. Aquarius will not appreciate the possessiveness of a stinging Scorpion or the amount of attention they require, but will find the devotion Scorpio provides to be a great support. Scorpio is ruled by the Planets Mars and Pluto, and Aquarius is ruled by Saturn and Uranus. Mars is a radical, belligerent, aggressive and courageous masculine energy and Pluto enlightens these impulses and adds a rebirthing, cyclical quality. Saturn is a cool, contained energy, and Uranus is about all things different and unusual. Mars is emotional, reacting without thinking things through; such is the nature of Scorpio. For Aquarius, Saturn is about hard work and discipline to achieve goals while Uranus determines thinking ahead. Scorpio will teach Aquarius about life based on emotional impulses and what it means to peak behind the surface. Aquarius can teach Scorpio to be more aloof, to detach themselves from uncontrollable situations and to re-evaluate their goals if they are off course. Scorpio is a Water Sign and Aquarius is an Air Sign. Aquarius moves through life with pure inventive exploration, while Scorpio is more analytical. Scorpio looks for purpose and Aquarius seeks the stimulating. These partners may find it difficult to understand the other&#8217;s origin of thought. This pair may have confrontations if Scorpio is too possessive or if Aquarius seems too cool and flippant and denies Scorpio emotional reassurance. Both partners need to learn that they view the world in different ways and they should celebrate and laugh at their differences. Scorpio and Aquarius are both Fixed Signs. Both can be rigid, opinionated and unyielding. Both partners tend to persist when laboring toward a goal. If they have a plan, they&#8217;ll stick to it until their efforts are rewarded. Once they have made up their minds that they are good mates for each other, they will never be discouraged from maintaining the relationship. But if they have differing ideas, they may find that the Scorpion is the more tenacious, more dogmatic partner who is not beyond emotional manipulation of a loved one. If they each believe in the value of the relationship, they will be able to overcome differences. The best aspect of the Scorpio-Aquarius relationship is the...]]></description>
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<p>When <strong>Scorpio</strong> and <strong>Aquarius</strong> come together, it mingles different needs and different philosophies. Scorpio has an emotional intensity with which they face life. Aquarius has an unusual, idealistic worldview. When Scorpio may be more introverted and prefer to be alone with their lover, Aquarius enjoys a night out with friends. They may appear to have few common interests, but these two are both possessed of strong willpower. When they set this force to a common goal, they are assured of success.</p>
<p>Both Scorpio and Aquarius can be incompliant and opinionated. They like things to go as they dictate, with no questions asked. Scorpio is probing, delves deeply into the hidden meaning of things. Aquarius is modern and does not enjoy detail. Scorpio will find Aquarius exciting, yet may feel frustrated trying to penetrate this revolutionary&#8217;s mind. Aquarius will not appreciate the possessiveness of a stinging Scorpion or the amount of attention they require, but will find the devotion Scorpio provides to be a great support.</p>
<p><strong>Scorpio is ruled by the Planets Mars and Pluto</strong>, and <strong>Aquarius is ruled by Saturn and Uranus</strong>. Mars is a radical, belligerent, aggressive and courageous masculine energy and Pluto enlightens these impulses and adds a rebirthing, cyclical quality. Saturn is a cool, contained energy, and Uranus is about all things different and unusual. Mars is emotional, reacting without thinking things through; such is the nature of Scorpio. For Aquarius, Saturn is about hard work and discipline to achieve goals while Uranus determines thinking ahead. Scorpio will teach Aquarius about life based on emotional impulses and what it means to peak behind the surface. Aquarius can teach Scorpio to be more aloof, to detach themselves from uncontrollable situations and to re-evaluate their goals if they are off course.</p>
<p><strong>Scorpio is a Water Sign</strong> and <strong>Aquarius is an Air Sign</strong>. Aquarius moves through life with pure inventive exploration, while Scorpio is more analytical. Scorpio looks for purpose and Aquarius seeks the stimulating. These partners may find it difficult to understand the other&#8217;s origin of thought. This pair may have confrontations if Scorpio is too possessive or if Aquarius seems too cool and flippant and denies Scorpio emotional reassurance. Both partners need to learn that they view the world in different ways and they should celebrate and laugh at their differences.</p>
<p><strong>Scorpio and Aquarius are both Fixed Signs</strong>. Both can be rigid, opinionated and unyielding. Both partners tend to persist when laboring toward a goal. If they have a plan, they&#8217;ll stick to it until their efforts are rewarded. Once they have made up their minds that they are good mates for each other, they will never be discouraged from maintaining the relationship. But if they have differing ideas, they may find that the Scorpion is the more tenacious, more dogmatic partner who is not beyond emotional manipulation of a loved one. If they each believe in the value of the relationship, they will be able to overcome differences.</p>
<p>The best aspect of the Scorpio-Aquarius relationship is the capacity for success in their synergy. Both Signs have very powerful personalities, so neither will openly dominate the other. Once they can work out their differences, come together and agree on their individual roles within the team, the fruits of this relationship can be fulfilling.</p>
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		<title>Astrological Condoms</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just wanted to give a quick Public Service Announcement before Valentine&#8217;s Day! If you aren&#8217;t ready to Make-a-Scorpio, don&#8217;t forget to wear protection! Here is some information about Zodiac Condoms. The images being used for this post are from a small Japanese company called Yamashita Latex who actually make Astrology Condoms. ARIES: Aries is the first sign of the zodiac. Aries are action oriented people. Aries is symbolized by the ram, so naturally Aries condoms are made from the finest lambskin. Because Aries often exhibits a &#8220;get up and go&#8221; attitude, Aries condoms are steel belted, feature racing stripes, and every fully equipped sports car dispenses them. Onyx packaging is optional for the black sheep. Aries prides themselves on being first and best. Aries condoms are perfect for quickies. When you want what you want when you want it, you want an Aries condom. TAURUS: Taurus is perhaps the most sensual and economy minded of the astrological signs. Taurus condoms are made from the most luxurious materials with special models available in silk and velvet. Taurus condoms give you quality at an affordable price, and they&#8217;re frequently on sale. Taurians may be slow to make their minds, but once they&#8217;ve made a decision, they&#8217;re almost impossible to stop. When your love is a sure thing, you want a Taurus condom. The bull symbolizes Taurus. Taurus condoms are the ones you want when you&#8217;re really horny. GEMINI: Gemini&#8217;s are known for their versatility, intellect and communications skills. Accordingly, Gemini condoms accommodate a variety sexual positions and combinations. Gemini condoms are sold in multi-packs and come with a special audio chip. Naturally, they&#8217;re available through mail order. Frequently, Gemini condoms sell two for the price of one. They always come in special pop up dispensers so that you don&#8217;t have to work too hard. Gemini is the sign of the twins and Gemini condoms come in twin packs and are the preferred model for double headers. When you need to do it more than once, you need Gemini condoms. CANCER: Cancer is a water sign and as such is very much interested in safety and tradition. Therefore, Cancer condoms are waterproof and heat treated for hot tubs and natural springs. Cancer condoms make you feel secure. Cancer is also the sign of motherhood. With Cancer condoms, if you decide to become a parent, you can always return the unused portion for a partial refund. Cancer condoms are clingy. Never has history known a time when Cancer condoms were not available. Fine antique specimens grace many collections. Astrologically speaking, Cancer is associated with the breasts. The makers of Cancer condoms are happy to sponsor the annual spring &#8220;Breast Worship Rituals.&#8221; Cancer condoms are freely dispensed to beautiful, large breasted women. Cancer is symbolized by the crab. When you&#8217;re not getting enough love and are starting to feel crabby, reach for a Cancer condom. LEO: Leos are known for their passion, pride, and (pro)creative urges. Leos tend to be a bit flashy, showy...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just wanted to give a quick Public Service Announcement before Valentine&#8217;s Day! If you aren&#8217;t ready to <strong>Make-a-Scorpio</strong>, don&#8217;t forget to wear protection! <img src='http://www.scorpioseason.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />  Here is some information about Zodiac Condoms.</p>
<p>The images being used for this post are from a small Japanese company called <strong>Yamashita Latex</strong> who actually make <strong>Astrology Condoms</strong>.</p>
<p><center><strong>ARIES:</strong><br />
<img src="http://www.scorpioseason.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/astrology-condom-aries.jpg" alt="Aries Condom" title="astrology-condom-aries" width="366" height="367" ></center></p>
<p>Aries is the first sign of the zodiac. Aries are action oriented people. Aries is symbolized by the ram, so naturally Aries condoms are made from the finest lambskin. </p>
<p>Because Aries often exhibits a &#8220;get up and go&#8221; attitude, Aries condoms are steel belted, feature racing stripes, and every fully equipped sports car dispenses them. Onyx packaging is optional for the black sheep. Aries prides themselves on being first and best. </p>
<p>Aries condoms are perfect for quickies. When you want what you want when you want it, you want an Aries condom. </p>
<p><center><strong>TAURUS:  </strong><br />
 <img src="http://www.scorpioseason.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/astrology-condom-taurus.jpg" alt="Taurus Condom" title="astrology-condom-taurus" width="357" height="363"  /></center></p>
<p>Taurus is perhaps the most sensual and economy minded of the astrological signs. Taurus condoms are made from the most luxurious materials with special models available in silk and velvet. </p>
<p>Taurus condoms give you quality at an affordable price, and they&#8217;re frequently on sale. Taurians may be slow to make their minds, but once they&#8217;ve made a decision, they&#8217;re almost impossible to stop. </p>
<p>When your love is a sure thing, you want a Taurus condom. The bull symbolizes Taurus. Taurus condoms are the ones you want when you&#8217;re really horny. </p>
<p><center><strong>GEMINI: </strong><br />
<img src="http://www.scorpioseason.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/astrology-condom-gemini.jpg" alt="Gemini Condom" title="astrology-condom-gemini" width="349" height="370" />  </center></p>
<p>Gemini&#8217;s are known for their versatility, intellect and communications skills. Accordingly, Gemini condoms accommodate a variety  sexual positions and combinations. </p>
<p>Gemini condoms are sold in multi-packs and come with a special audio chip. Naturally, they&#8217;re available through mail order. Frequently, Gemini condoms sell two for the price of one. They always come in special pop up dispensers so that you don&#8217;t have to work too hard. </p>
<p>Gemini is the sign of the twins and Gemini condoms come in twin packs and are the preferred model for double headers. When you need to do it more than once, you need Gemini condoms. </p>
<p><center><strong>CANCER:</strong><br />
<img src="http://www.scorpioseason.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/astrology-condom-cancer.jpg" alt="Cancer Condom" title="astrology-condom-cancer" width="350" height="373"  />   </center></p>
<p>Cancer is a water sign and as such is very much interested in safety and tradition. Therefore, Cancer condoms are waterproof and heat treated for hot tubs and natural springs. Cancer condoms make you feel secure. </p>
<p>Cancer is also the sign of motherhood. With Cancer condoms, if you decide to become a parent, you can always return the unused portion for a partial refund. Cancer condoms are clingy. Never has history known a time when Cancer condoms were not available. Fine antique specimens grace many collections. </p>
<p>Astrologically speaking, Cancer is associated with the breasts. The makers of Cancer condoms are happy to sponsor the annual spring &#8220;Breast Worship Rituals.&#8221; Cancer condoms are freely dispensed to beautiful, large breasted women. </p>
<p>Cancer is symbolized by the crab. When you&#8217;re not getting enough love and are starting to feel crabby, reach for a Cancer condom.</p>
<p><center><strong>LEO:</strong><br />
<img src="http://www.scorpioseason.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/astrology-condom-leo.jpg" alt="Leo Condom" title="astrology-condom-leo" width="360" height="373" />  </center></p>
<p>Leos are known for their passion, pride, and (pro)creative urges. Leos tend to be a bit flashy, showy and original in and out of bed. </p>
<p>Leo condoms come in gold foil packaging with custom monogramming. Leo condoms come in one size: extra, extra large. </p>
<p>Leo is symbolized by the lion. When you&#8217;re ready to meet your mate and make wild jungle noises, you&#8217;re ready for a Leo condom. </p>
<p><center><strong>VIRGO:   </strong><br />
<img src="http://www.scorpioseason.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/astrology-condom-virgo.jpg" alt="Virgo Condom" title="astrology-condom-virgo" width="360" height="367"  /></center></p>
<p>Virgos are fussy and particular. Virgo condoms feature perfection of fit and they keep you neat and clean. </p>
<p>Virgos tend to be environmentally sound consumer types. Naturally, Virgo condoms have the lowest failure rate, the highest performance rating and come equipped with a detailed, all purpose instruction manual. </p>
<p>Virgo is symbolized by the virgin. When you&#8217;re ready for some ritualized defloweration activities, you&#8217;re ready for a Virgo condom. </p>
<p><center><strong>LIBRA:</strong><br />
   <img src="http://www.scorpioseason.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/astrology-condom-libra.jpg" alt="Libra Condom" title="astrology-condom-libra" width="361" height="360"  /></center></p>
<p>Libras are suave and anxious to please others. Libra condoms are the fancy European models and come in fashionable hand-painted designer packaging. </p>
<p>Libra condoms make for an elegant accessory on the best dates. Libra condoms are aesthetically pleasing to both partners. They are reversible and can turn into a diaphragm thus sharing the responsibilities. </p>
<p>Libra is symbolized by the scales. When sex weighs heavily on your mind, you want a Libra condom.</p>
<p><center><strong>SCORPIO:  </strong><br />
<img src="http://www.scorpioseason.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/astrology-condom-scorpio.jpg" alt="Scorpio Condom" title="astrology-condom-scorpio" width="354" height="366"  /></center></p>
<p>Scorpio condoms outsell all others. That&#8217;s probably because people try to impress each other with their sexual prowess by pretending that they&#8217;re a Scorpio. </p>
<p>The truth is that no right thinking Scorpio would get caught dead wearing a condom. But then death doesn&#8217;t scare a Scorpio. And a Scorpio doesn&#8217;t get caught. </p>
<p>Scorpio condoms come in two editions, basic black and the stealthy invisible model. Both leather and studs are optional. Also, because propriety concerns Scorpio, each package of Scorpio condoms comes with a pre-printed, pre-coital agreement. </p>
<p>Symbolized by the venomous Scorpion, when you really want to sting your lover, you want a Scorpio condom. </p>
<p><center><strong>SAGITTARIUS: </strong><br />
<img src="http://www.scorpioseason.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/astrology-condom-sagittarius.jpg" alt="Sagittarius Condom" title="astrology-condom-sagittarius" width="355" height="362"  /></center>  </p>
<p>Sagittarians are known for their worldly pursuits, gamesmanship, cosmopolitan attitude and knack for doing things in a big way. </p>
<p>Sagittarian condoms are the sportier models. They come equipped with travel cases. Sagittarian condoms are the ones that go with you and grow with you. They promise a lot and they are extra thick to protect against fluids of a dubious nature. </p>
<p>The archer symbolizes Sagittarius. When you want to be on target with Cupid&#8217;s arrows, you want a Sagittarius condom. </p>
<p><center><strong>CAPRICORN:  </strong><br />
<img src="http://www.scorpioseason.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/astrology-condom-capricorn.jpg" alt="Capricorn Condom" title="astrology-condom-capricorn" width="356" height="374"  /> </center></p>
<p>Capricorns are known for their longevity, wisdom, practicality, ambition and earthy sensuality. Capricorns tend to be on the conservative side. </p>
<p>Capricorn condoms are the most durable, having the longest shelf life. Capricorn condoms are extra strong to last extra long. With Capricorn condoms, wing tips, pin stripes and brief cases are optional. Be sure to shake them out from time to time, otherwise they go stale. </p>
<p>Capricorn is the sign of the mountain goat. When you&#8217;re horny enough to climb the mountains of love, you want a Capricorn condom. </p>
<p><center><strong>AQUARIUS: </strong><br />
<img src="http://www.scorpioseason.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/astrology-condom-aquarius.jpg" alt="Aquarius" title="astrology-condom-aquarius" width="357" height="369" /> </center> </p>
<p>Aquarians are gregarious, yet aloof. Aquarius is a high energy sign, and one that is usually politically correct. </p>
<p>Aquarian condoms are just a little bit kinky. They come colored hot pink and electric blue, and they come with a battery pack to light up in the dark and French ticklers for extra stimulation. With Aquarius condoms, the packaging features political slogans such as the MiXXe Maxim, &#8220;Things can change overnight; it depends upon how late you stay up and with whom doing what.&#8221; </p>
<p>Since Aquarius is a social sign, Aquarian condoms come in multi-packs and are detachable to share with your friends. Aquarius is the sign of the water bearer. When your love juices really get to flowing, you want an Aquarius condom. </p>
<p><center><strong>PISCES:</strong><br />
<img src="http://www.scorpioseason.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/astrology-condom-pisces.jpg" alt="Pisces Condom" title="astrology-condom-pisces" width="366" height="360"  />   </center></p>
<p>Pisces is known for their deep feelings that somewhat border on mysticism. Pisces are idealistic, sometimes to the point of ecstatic bliss. </p>
<p>Pisces condoms are truly extra sensitive and translucent. Little spikes are optional on the inside. Pisces condoms contain special instructions for erotic fantasy games. </p>
<p>Pisces is the sign of the fishes. When it smells like love and you&#8217;re on a seafood diet, you want a Pisces condom. </p>
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		<title>Kissing Styles by Zodiac Sign</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 03:43:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Get insight into the passionate nature of the astrological signs. Your seductive kisses may not just be due to seventh grade practice, it may be attributed to the stars. Find your style and start kissing away. Aries &#8211; Their kisses are quick and passionate fits of lustful pleasure that are there and then gone. Taurus &#8211; Their kisses linger; they are deliberate, heartfelt and can go on and on and on &#8230; Gemini &#8211; Their kisses are interrupted by spasms of giggles, smiles and funny observations. Cancer &#8211; Their kisses are warm and tender, and you never want to let them go. Leo &#8211; Their kisses are wild and uninhibited, biting and clawing. They expect applause for their performance. Virgo &#8211; Their kisses are so subtle and tidy, their lover only notices them once they&#8217;ve finished. Libra &#8211; They&#8217;re often too busy worrying about their breath to get into their kisses. Scorpio &#8211; They skip the kiss and get to straight to &#8230; whatever they desire next. Sagittarius &#8211; Their kisses are surprising, spontaneous affairs that leave the kissed wanting more. Capricorn &#8211; Their kisses are intense moments of sublime relief from the stress of the day. Aquarius &#8211; Their kisses are wet and messy, and they tend to keep their eyes open. Pisces &#8211; Their kisses are starry-eyed, amorous and long-lasting. Source: Astrology.com]]></description>
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<p>Get insight into the passionate nature of the astrological signs. Your seductive kisses may not just be due to seventh grade practice, it may be attributed to the stars. Find your style and start kissing away.</p>
<p><strong>Aries</strong> &#8211; Their kisses are quick and passionate fits of lustful pleasure that are there and then gone.</p>
<p><strong>Taurus</strong> &#8211; Their kisses linger; they are deliberate, heartfelt and can go on and on and on &#8230;</p>
<p><strong>Gemini</strong> &#8211; Their kisses are interrupted by spasms of giggles, smiles and funny observations.</p>
<p><strong>Cancer</strong> &#8211; Their kisses are warm and tender, and you never want to let them go.</p>
<p><strong>Leo</strong> &#8211; Their kisses are wild and uninhibited, biting and clawing. They expect applause for their performance.</p>
<p><strong>Virgo</strong> &#8211; Their kisses are so subtle and tidy, their lover only notices them once they&#8217;ve finished.</p>
<p><strong>Libra</strong> &#8211; They&#8217;re often too busy worrying about their breath to get into their kisses.</p>
<p><strong>Scorpio</strong> &#8211; They skip the kiss and get to straight to &#8230; whatever they desire next.</p>
<p><strong>Sagittarius</strong> &#8211; Their kisses are surprising, spontaneous affairs that leave the kissed wanting more.</p>
<p><strong>Capricorn</strong> &#8211; Their kisses are intense moments of sublime relief from the stress of the day.</p>
<p><strong>Aquarius</strong> &#8211; Their kisses are wet and messy, and they tend to keep their eyes open.</p>
<p><strong>Pisces</strong> &#8211; Their kisses are starry-eyed, amorous and long-lasting.</p>
<p>Source: Astrology.com</p>
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		<title>Zodiac Signs Most Likely to Cheat / Be Faithful</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 07:04:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Astrosexologist Kiki T., author of &#8220;The Celestial Sexpot&#8217;s Handbook: Astrological Tips for Satisfying Seduction and Ultimate Love&#8221; was a guest on the Tyra Show today and she had interesting things to say about zodiac signs that were most likely to cheat and or be faithful. For those who can&#8217;t watch the video above I will summarize below&#8230; Every sign has the proclivity to cheat because if they are unhappy they can act out in certain ways. But some signs can be lured into cheating a little easier in comparison to other signs. The two culprits? Gemini and Pisces. Kiki explained that they are &#8220;fun time&#8221; people, people who like to have fun and can easily switch into a dual role without remembering their old life and that is why cheating tends to be a little bit easier for them in comparison to the rest of the other signs. Gemini and Pisces can juggle two different lives and be fine with it. Pisces in general are dreamers and are romantic. They can flip into the &#8220;other world&#8221; and justify their cheating behavior by believing that they can cheat with someone else because they don&#8217;t love him/her as much as he or she loves you. Sometimes people question Aquarian&#8217;s motives. A guest was worried about her new Aquarius boyfriend who still spoke to his ex-girlfriend. Kiki explained it was okay because Aquarius is the sign of Friendship; they always try to stay friends with their ex-girlfriends/boyfriends. It is ultimately up to the Aquarius&#8217; significant other to trust their mate. Virgo is a committed sign as they like to work on &#8220;one project at a time&#8221;. This applies to relationships as well as they will focus on building a long lasting relationship. When asked what the most faithful signs were Kiki&#8217;s first response was &#8220;Scorpios are very loyal&#8221;. Leo is a sign of loyalty as well and so are Taurus and Aquarius, which are all of the Fixed signs. Kiki explained that once fixed signs get into something they are very stubborn so they will stay in their place when it comes to relationships. Tyra asked which signs are great in bed. Once again, the first sign mentioned was that of the Scorpion&#8230; &#8220;Scorpio is the sign of sex&#8221;, but she added that if you like something a little more gentle then maybe a Cancer could be more your speed. For spontaneity and excitement, she recommended Sagittarius.]]></description>
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<p>Astrosexologist <strong>Kiki T</strong>., author of &#8220;<strong>The Celestial Sexpot&#8217;s Handbook: Astrological Tips for Satisfying Seduction and Ultimate Love</strong>&#8221; was a guest on the Tyra Show today and she had interesting things to say about zodiac signs that were most likely to cheat and or be faithful. For those who can&#8217;t watch the video above I will summarize below&#8230;</p>
<p>Every sign has the proclivity to cheat because if they are unhappy they can act out in certain ways. But some signs can be lured into cheating a little easier in comparison to other signs. The two culprits?<strong> Gemini and Pisces</strong>. Kiki explained that they are &#8220;fun time&#8221; people, people who like to have fun and can easily switch into a dual role without remembering their old life and that is why cheating tends to be a little bit easier for them in comparison to the rest of the other signs. Gemini and Pisces can juggle two different lives and be fine with it.</p>
<p><strong>Pisces</strong> in general are dreamers and are romantic. They can flip into the &#8220;other world&#8221; and justify their cheating behavior by believing that they can cheat with someone else because they don&#8217;t love him/her as much as he or she loves you. </p>
<p>Sometimes people question Aquarian&#8217;s motives. A guest was worried about her new<strong> Aquarius</strong> boyfriend who still spoke to his ex-girlfriend. Kiki explained it was okay because Aquarius is the sign of Friendship; they always try to stay friends with their ex-girlfriends/boyfriends. It is ultimately up to the Aquarius&#8217; significant other to trust their mate.</p>
<p><strong>Virgo</strong> is a committed sign as they like to work on &#8220;one project at a time&#8221;. This applies to relationships as well as they will focus on building a long lasting relationship.</p>
<p>When asked what the most faithful signs were Kiki&#8217;s first response was &#8220;<strong>Scorpios</strong> are very loyal&#8221;. <strong>Leo</strong> is a sign of loyalty as well and so are <strong>Taurus</strong> and <strong>Aquarius</strong>, which are all of the Fixed signs. Kiki explained that once fixed signs get into something they are very stubborn so they will stay in their place when it comes to relationships.</p>
<p>Tyra asked which signs are great in bed. Once again, the first sign mentioned was that of the Scorpion&#8230; &#8220;<strong>Scorpio</strong> is the sign of sex&#8221;, but she added that if you like something a little more gentle then maybe a <strong>Cancer</strong> could be more your speed. For spontaneity and excitement, she recommended <strong>Sagittarius</strong>.</p>
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		<title>The Signs and Holidays</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 02:27:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Can&#8217;t figure out what to get you&#8217;re Aries mother? Have a picky brother who is a Capricorn? What about your Scorpio father/sister? Taurus grandma? Virgo aunt? This guide to Christmas gifts for the signs should help! Aries- a $500 Visa gift card. They can shop to their hearts content. Taurus-a cookbook full of their favorite recipes. Or trip to the spa. Gemini- the latest laptop by Mac, or the latest iPod, the latest digital camera, or the latest cell phone. If it&#8217;s techie, it&#8217;s right for the Gem. Cancer- a digital photo frame of their family and friends. Leo- tickets to the theatre. Also, a gift certificate for their favorite store with a personal shopper. Leo craves anything having to do with the spotlight. Virgo- cleaning products, cleaning products, and even more cleaning products. Also, a gift basket full of organic bath products. Libra- a very lovely pajama and robe set. Scorpio- a sex toy. If, failing that, some spyware software. If failing that, a really cool suspense or mystery novel-just not the latest bestseller. A paranormal romance or romantic suspense novel is the best. If failing that, get them a really cool calendar. Sagittarius- a plane ticket to anywhere they&#8217;ve been dying to go. Capricorn- a $1000 Visa gift card. Or, a 24k gold Rolex. Aquarius- coupons for just the two of you for one day. Pisces- a video game, some flavored massage oil, a gift certificate to the sex store, meth or heroin. Whatever suits their addiction du jour.]]></description>
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<p>Can&#8217;t figure out what to get you&#8217;re Aries mother? Have a picky brother who is a Capricorn? What about your Scorpio father/sister? Taurus grandma? Virgo aunt? This guide to Christmas gifts for the signs should help!</p>
<p><strong>Aries</strong>- a $500 Visa gift card. They can shop to their hearts content.</p>
<p><strong>Taurus</strong>-a cookbook full of their favorite recipes. Or trip to the spa.</p>
<p><strong>Gemini</strong>- the latest laptop by Mac, or the latest iPod, the latest digital camera, or the latest cell phone. If it&#8217;s techie, it&#8217;s right for the Gem.</p>
<p><strong>Cancer</strong>- a digital photo frame of their family and friends.</p>
<p><strong>Leo</strong>- tickets to the theatre. Also, a gift certificate for their favorite store with a personal shopper. Leo craves anything having to do with the spotlight.</p>
<p><strong>Virgo</strong>- cleaning products, cleaning products, and even more cleaning products. Also, a gift basket full of organic bath products.</p>
<p><strong>Libra</strong>- a very lovely pajama and robe set.</p>
<p><strong>Scorpio</strong>- a sex toy. If, failing that, some spyware software. If failing that, a really cool suspense or mystery novel-just not the latest bestseller. A paranormal romance or romantic suspense novel is the best. If failing that, get them a really cool calendar.</p>
<p><strong>Sagittarius</strong>- a plane ticket to anywhere they&#8217;ve been dying to go.</p>
<p><strong>Capricorn</strong>- a $1000 Visa gift card. Or, a 24k gold Rolex.</p>
<p><strong>Aquarius</strong>- coupons for just the two of you for one day.</p>
<p><strong>Pisces</strong>- a video game, some flavored massage oil, a gift certificate to the sex store, meth or heroin. Whatever suits their addiction du jour.</p>
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