The images being used for this post are from a small Japanese company called Yamashita Latex who actually make Astrology Condoms.

ARIES:

Aries is the first sign of the zodiac. Aries are action oriented people. Aries is symbolized by the ram, so naturally Aries condoms are made from the finest lambskin.

Because Aries often exhibits a “get up and go” attitude, Aries condoms are steel belted, feature racing stripes, and every fully equipped sports car dispenses them. Onyx packaging is optional for the black sheep. Aries prides themselves on being first and best.

Aries condoms are perfect for quickies. When you want what you want when you want it, you want an Aries condom.

TAURUS:

Taurus is perhaps the most sensual and economy minded of the astrological signs. Taurus condoms are made from the most luxurious materials with special models available in silk and velvet.

Taurus condoms give you quality at an affordable price, and they’re frequently on sale. Taurians may be slow to make their minds, but once they’ve made a decision, they’re almost impossible to stop.

When your love is a sure thing, you want a Taurus condom. The bull symbolizes Taurus. Taurus condoms are the ones you want when you’re really horny.

GEMINI:

Gemini’s are known for their versatility, intellect and communications skills. Accordingly, Gemini condoms accommodate a variety sexual positions and combinations.

Gemini condoms are sold in multi-packs and come with a special audio chip. Naturally, they’re available through mail order. Frequently, Gemini condoms sell two for the price of one. They always come in special pop up dispensers so that you don’t have to work too hard.

Gemini is the sign of the twins and Gemini condoms come in twin packs and are the preferred model for double headers. When you need to do it more than once, you need Gemini condoms.

CANCER:

Cancer is a water sign and as such is very much interested in safety and tradition. Therefore, Cancer condoms are waterproof and heat treated for hot tubs and natural springs. Cancer condoms make you feel secure.

Cancer is also the sign of motherhood. With Cancer condoms, if you decide to become a parent, you can always return the unused portion for a partial refund. Cancer condoms are clingy. Never has history known a time when Cancer condoms were not available. Fine antique specimens grace many collections.

Astrologically speaking, Cancer is associated with the breasts. The makers of Cancer condoms are happy to sponsor the annual spring “Breast Worship Rituals.” Cancer condoms are freely dispensed to beautiful, large breasted women.

Cancer is symbolized by the crab. When you’re not getting enough love and are starting to feel crabby, reach for a Cancer condom.

LEO:

Leos are known for their passion, pride, and (pro)creative urges. Leos tend to be a bit flashy, showy and original in and out of bed.

Leo condoms come in gold foil packaging with custom monogramming. Leo condoms come in one size: extra, extra large.

Leo is symbolized by the lion. When you’re ready to meet your mate and make wild jungle noises, you’re ready for a Leo condom.

VIRGO:

Virgos are fussy and particular. Virgo condoms feature perfection of fit and they keep you neat and clean.

Virgos tend to be environmentally sound consumer types. Naturally, Virgo condoms have the lowest failure rate, the highest performance rating and come equipped with a detailed, all purpose instruction manual.

Virgo is symbolized by the virgin. When you’re ready for some ritualized defloweration activities, you’re ready for a Virgo condom.

LIBRA:

Libras are suave and anxious to please others. Libra condoms are the fancy European models and come in fashionable hand-painted designer packaging.

Libra condoms make for an elegant accessory on the best dates. Libra condoms are aesthetically pleasing to both partners. They are reversible and can turn into a diaphragm thus sharing the responsibilities.

Libra is symbolized by the scales. When sex weighs heavily on your mind, you want a Libra condom.

SCORPIO:

Scorpio condoms outsell all others. That’s probably because people try to impress each other with their sexual prowess by pretending that they’re a Scorpio.

The truth is that no right thinking Scorpio would get caught dead wearing a condom. But then death doesn’t scare a Scorpio. And a Scorpio doesn’t get caught.

Scorpio condoms come in two editions, basic black and the stealthy invisible model. Both leather and studs are optional. Also, because propriety concerns Scorpio, each package of Scorpio condoms comes with a pre-printed, pre-coital agreement.

Symbolized by the venomous Scorpion, when you really want to sting your lover, you want a Scorpio condom.

SAGITTARIUS:

Sagittarians are known for their worldly pursuits, gamesmanship, cosmopolitan attitude and knack for doing things in a big way.

Sagittarian condoms are the sportier models. They come equipped with travel cases. Sagittarian condoms are the ones that go with you and grow with you. They promise a lot and they are extra thick to protect against fluids of a dubious nature.

The archer symbolizes Sagittarius. When you want to be on target with Cupid’s arrows, you want a Sagittarius condom.

CAPRICORN:

Capricorns are known for their longevity, wisdom, practicality, ambition and earthy sensuality. Capricorns tend to be on the conservative side.

Capricorn condoms are the most durable, having the longest shelf life. Capricorn condoms are extra strong to last extra long. With Capricorn condoms, wing tips, pin stripes and brief cases are optional. Be sure to shake them out from time to time, otherwise they go stale.

Capricorn is the sign of the mountain goat. When you’re horny enough to climb the mountains of love, you want a Capricorn condom.

AQUARIUS:

Aquarians are gregarious, yet aloof. Aquarius is a high energy sign, and one that is usually politically correct.

Aquarian condoms are just a little bit kinky. They come colored hot pink and electric blue, and they come with a battery pack to light up in the dark and French ticklers for extra stimulation. With Aquarius condoms, the packaging features political slogans such as the MiXXe Maxim, “Things can change overnight; it depends upon how late you stay up and with whom doing what.”

Since Aquarius is a social sign, Aquarian condoms come in multi-packs and are detachable to share with your friends. Aquarius is the sign of the water bearer. When your love juices really get to flowing, you want an Aquarius condom.

PISCES:

Pisces is known for their deep feelings that somewhat border on mysticism. Pisces are idealistic, sometimes to the point of ecstatic bliss.

Pisces condoms are truly extra sensitive and translucent. Little spikes are optional on the inside. Pisces condoms contain special instructions for erotic fantasy games.

Pisces is the sign of the fishes. When it smells like love and you’re on a seafood diet, you want a Pisces condom.

When Scorpio and Capricorn come together, they can help each other to mature as individuals and to learn the value of a loving relationship. Shyness, reservations, and distrust of others may dampen the initial impact of this relationship. It takes a long time for this duo to open up to one another and feel comfortable with a significant other. However, once they have learned to trust, share, and care for another person, this relationship will be secure and strong.

Scorpio and Capricorn have a lot to learn from one another, as well as a lot to work out. Scorpio can learn to cool their heated emotions from Capricorn’s proficient and stable behavior. However, this sentiment may also backfire for Scorpio who may become irritated at Capricorn’s apparent lack of emotional depth. Capricorn can learn to probe more deeply within themselves and all aspects of life from their partner. Both Signs share a love of committing to a task.

Scorpio is ruled by the Planets Mars and Pluto and Capricorn is ruled by the Planet Saturn. Mars and Pluto represent aggression, courage, sexual energy, rebirth and renewal. Saturn teaches the great lessons in life hard work, diligence, ambition and responsibility. Both Signs combine to form an industrious union bound by Scorpio’s fierce emotion and Capricorn’s ambitious action. This is a dynamic team for business as well as a personal relationship.

Scorpio is a Water Sign and Capricorn is an Earth Sign. The Earth is in touch with practical matters and material possessions. This is a good balance for the Water element, which tends to take on the shape of a given situation in the form of an emotional reaction. If stability and flexibility are practiced by Capricorn and Scorpio, respectively, then each is able to share their knowledge and qualities with their loved one effectively.

Scorpio is a Fixed Sign and Capricorn is a Cardinal Sign. Capricorn usually initiates new and useful projects for themselves and the world around them. Scorpio is happy to follow suite and work on their partner’s ideas, but will want to interject their own opinions. It would be wise for Capricorn to stop a moment and listen and open their channels of communication as much as possible for their partner. Both Signs are stubborn, and this could lead to some potential conflict. Also, Scorpio is much more emotionally involved in the relationship than the Sea Goat, and perhaps more than the Sea Goat is capable. Both partners must recognize this and accept it if the relationship is to be successful.

The best aspect of the Scorpio-Capricorn relationship is their determination to shared ideas and their strong devotion to one another. Theirs is an excellent business relationship and they can strive to teach one another about different ways of perception.

Get insight into the passionate nature of the astrological signs. Your seductive kisses may not just be due to seventh grade practice, it may be attributed to the stars. Find your style and start kissing away.

Aries – Their kisses are quick and passionate fits of lustful pleasure that are there and then gone.

Taurus – Their kisses linger; they are deliberate, heartfelt and can go on and on and on …

Gemini – Their kisses are interrupted by spasms of giggles, smiles and funny observations.

Cancer – Their kisses are warm and tender, and you never want to let them go.

Leo – Their kisses are wild and uninhibited, biting and clawing. They expect applause for their performance.

Virgo – Their kisses are so subtle and tidy, their lover only notices them once they’ve finished.

Libra – They’re often too busy worrying about their breath to get into their kisses.

Scorpio – They skip the kiss and get to straight to … whatever they desire next.

Sagittarius – Their kisses are surprising, spontaneous affairs that leave the kissed wanting more.

Capricorn – Their kisses are intense moments of sublime relief from the stress of the day.

Aquarius – Their kisses are wet and messy, and they tend to keep their eyes open.

Pisces – Their kisses are starry-eyed, amorous and long-lasting.

Source: Astrology.com

The first set of Scorpio Profiles which I posted in the last few months of 2009 were written by Jill M. Phillips. Jill M. Phillips has written countless astrology articles and regularly writes columns for Astrology: Your Daily Horoscope. She is also the author of the book Birthday Secrets: What The Heavens Reveal About You and Your Birthday.

I personally haven’t purchased this book (yet) but based on the accuracy of profiles she has posted on HowStuffWorks, I’m sure the book is equally as accurate. Birthday Secrets is described as a “lively, easy-to-use guidebook features 366 intriguing profiles for each birthday of the year, with personality overviews and explanations of what the stars say about everything from intimate relationships to health to job satisfaction. Includes a complete astrological chart and ascendant table, as well as famous people’s birthdays”.

I’m currently digging into other astrology books at the moment but I will get this book in the future and I’ll let you all know what I think about it so be on the lookout for that! In the meantime if you already have this book let me know your thoughts on it.

Happy Holidays!

Astrosexologist Kiki T., author of “The Celestial Sexpot’s Handbook: Astrological Tips for Satisfying Seduction and Ultimate Love” was a guest on the Tyra Show today and she had interesting things to say about zodiac signs that were most likely to cheat and or be faithful. For those who can’t watch the video above I will summarize below…

Every sign has the proclivity to cheat because if they are unhappy they can act out in certain ways. But some signs can be lured into cheating a little easier in comparison to other signs. The two culprits? Gemini and Pisces. Kiki explained that they are “fun time” people, people who like to have fun and can easily switch into a dual role without remembering their old life and that is why cheating tends to be a little bit easier for them in comparison to the rest of the other signs. Gemini and Pisces can juggle two different lives and be fine with it.

Pisces in general are dreamers and are romantic. They can flip into the “other world” and justify their cheating behavior by believing that they can cheat with someone else because they don’t love him/her as much as he or she loves you.

Sometimes people question Aquarian’s motives. A guest was worried about her new Aquarius boyfriend who still spoke to his ex-girlfriend. Kiki explained it was okay because Aquarius is the sign of Friendship; they always try to stay friends with their ex-girlfriends/boyfriends. It is ultimately up to the Aquarius’ significant other to trust their mate.

Virgo is a committed sign as they like to work on “one project at a time”. This applies to relationships as well as they will focus on building a long lasting relationship.

When asked what the most faithful signs were Kiki’s first response was “Scorpios are very loyal”. Leo is a sign of loyalty as well and so are Taurus and Aquarius, which are all of the Fixed signs. Kiki explained that once fixed signs get into something they are very stubborn so they will stay in their place when it comes to relationships.

Tyra asked which signs are great in bed. Once again, the first sign mentioned was that of the Scorpion… “Scorpio is the sign of sex”, but she added that if you like something a little more gentle then maybe a Cancer could be more your speed. For spontaneity and excitement, she recommended Sagittarius.

Can’t figure out what to get you’re Aries mother? Have a picky brother who is a Capricorn? What about your Scorpio father/sister? Taurus grandma? Virgo aunt? This guide to Christmas gifts for the signs should help!

Aries- a $500 Visa gift card. They can shop to their hearts content.

Taurus-a cookbook full of their favorite recipes. Or trip to the spa.

Gemini- the latest laptop by Mac, or the latest iPod, the latest digital camera, or the latest cell phone. If it’s techie, it’s right for the Gem.

Cancer- a digital photo frame of their family and friends.

Leo- tickets to the theatre. Also, a gift certificate for their favorite store with a personal shopper. Leo craves anything having to do with the spotlight.

Virgo- cleaning products, cleaning products, and even more cleaning products. Also, a gift basket full of organic bath products.

Libra- a very lovely pajama and robe set.

Scorpio- a sex toy. If, failing that, some spyware software. If failing that, a really cool suspense or mystery novel-just not the latest bestseller. A paranormal romance or romantic suspense novel is the best. If failing that, get them a really cool calendar.

Sagittarius- a plane ticket to anywhere they’ve been dying to go.

Capricorn- a $1000 Visa gift card. Or, a 24k gold Rolex.

Aquarius- coupons for just the two of you for one day.

Pisces- a video game, some flavored massage oil, a gift certificate to the sex store, meth or heroin. Whatever suits their addiction du jour.

Big THANK YOU to @STLScorpio31 on Twitter for linking me to some Scorpio videos on YouTube! This is the first one, “Scorpio Zodiac” by monas. For those who can’t watch the video for whatever reason, I transcribed everything so that you can read it below.

Scorpio, with the symbol of ‘The Scorpion’
Do not torment the scorpion and you won’t get stung

Scorpio, with the symbol of ‘The Scorpion’, is one of the three water signs of the zodiac.
One of the first things that you notice about Scorpios are their eyes; they will be very intense and totally hypnotic. In fact, many people find it very difficult to stand steady under a Scorpio’s constant gaze.

His eyes seem to be penetrating your soul, knowing your deepest secrets and desires. The truth is, more often than not, they are. Scorpios have a big ego.

He never gives false compliments and does not know how to flatter. However, if he does say something nice to you, be sure that it is truly sincere and is coming straight from the heart.

You never have neutral feelings for a Scorpio; you will either be amongst his dedicated admirers or malicious enemies. However, no one challenges him openly, not even the most spiteful enemy.

If you ask a Scorpio for a favor, it will be either a simple ‘Yes’ or No’, not something like ‘I will try’. If he really likes you, he will go out of the way to help you.

Scorpios have this lingering charm around them and are extremely sympathetic towards the sick or miserable.They are fearless and can stand anything from physical pain to poverty.

They have complete confidence in themselves and know that they shall pass through this also. A Scorpio is extremely loyal and will go to the length of laying down his life for his loved one.

He has an exceptionally good memory. He never forgets an act of benevolence and always remembers to repay it. Similarly, a Scorpio also remembers any pain caused to him, though the reaction may differ.

A scorpion will meticulously plan and demolish the enemy. Scorpios will get even, an angry Scorpio is a sight to see.

Ruling Planet: Pluto
Quality: Fixed
Element: Water

Strengths Weaknesses
Loyal and trustworthy, Becomes jealous easily, Passionate, Stubborn, Charismatic and mystifying, Sensitive
Fierce determination is a typical Scorpio personality trait

He has a strong willpower and is not the one to accept defeat easily. The characteristic profile of a Scorpio also tells us that he is honest, to the point of hurting someone. If you have asked for his opinion… (?)

Scorpian Cosmic Strengths
Radical, Passionate, Motivated, Sexual, Determined, Emotional, Powerful, Exciting, Creativity through rebirth, resourceful, intuitive

Scorpian Cosmic Weaknesses
Vengeful, Suspicious, Overbearing, Obsessive, Jealous, Compulsive, Secretive, Crisis, Destructiveness, Intense, Controlling, Self Destructive

Likes
Mysteries, Being right, Winning, Being Cool
Dislikes
Being asked too many questions, given only surface data, losing

Message to Scorpios. You treat your friends as if they are family, you don’t forgive easily and will hold a grudge and you never forget. Once anyone breaks the trust of a Scorpio, things are never the same again.

You are often seen as secretive because you don’t spill the beans to everyone. Friends want to get to know you, but you won’t open up and share things with them until they fully gain your trust.

Scorpio loves to play with danger, he is interested in religion and curious about all the aspects of life as well as death. If you are close to him, you will feel extremely protected and cared for.

He is very passionate about everything around, even his home. However, beneath his tough exterior is a gentle heart that knows how to love and care.

He is also fiercely possessive of what he believes to be his. If a Scorpio really wants to do something, it will never remain a dream forever. He will find one or the other way to get what he wants.

When Scorpio and Sagittarius come together, they need to ease into the relationship, being careful not to jump ahead of the game. Their patience will be rewarded by each other! Sagittarius thrives on variety, novelty and optimism. Scorpio values the experiences, which strengthen the couple’s emotional ties. Early in the relationship, Sagittarius may feel somewhat tied down by Scorpio’s expectations, but if Scorpio can keep their emotions in check, this pair can have a powerful and exciting relationship.

Scorpio and Sagittarius share a probing, explorative outlook on life. They delight in having an adventure together. Sagittarius may find Scorpio stubborn and inflexible. Scorpio may think Sagittarius is at times too hotheaded. Together they can share learning about new things or seeing new places. Their relationship is always on the go.

Scorpio is ruled by Pluto and Mars and Sagittarius is ruled by Jupiter. Mars is the God of War, breaking the way for Scorpio’s determined, courageous character. Mars, when combined with Pluto, represents rebirthing and renewal. Jupiter focuses on philosophy, higher learning, expansion, optimism, luck and travel. Together this combination of growth and expansion, masculine energy, is why they admire and can sustain each other.

Scorpio is a Water Sign and Sagittarius is a Fire Sign. Sagittarius initiates projects from pure whim and spontaneous action, while Scorpio’s motives are more subdued. These partners may sometimes find it difficult to understand where the other gets their inspiration. However, if both partners agree that the relationship is important, then their devotion and love will provide the most valuable support.

Scorpio is a Fixed Sign and Sagittarius is a Mutable Sign. Both Signs tend to be focused on multiple projects, but only under the guidance of Scorpio will these tasks be completed. However, Sagittarius likes to move from project to project at will. Fortunately, it’s easy for Sagittarius to notice and appreciate Scorpio’s efforts, as the Scorpion is more stubborn and has stringent standards. In turn, Scorpio needs to give Sagittarius the freedom to explore their own space and interests. Scorpio can make Sagittarius’ ideas come to fruition, even if Sagittarius has lost interest and moved on. Sagittarius can teach Scorpio that flexibility is sometimes better than a resolute determination.

The best aspect of the Scorpio-Sagittarius relationship is the security and flexibility they can give each other. They make a compatible couple once they learn to look at the world through each other’s philosophies and open up to each other. As long as they communicate and celebrate their differences, theirs will be a passionate relationship.

November 14 Scorpios are introspective and refuse to conform to the worldly standards of success. Of particular interest is the possibility they have healing powers or psychic talents. They have an affinity for nature. They regard themselves analytically and can make objective judgments regarding their motives and inner drives.

Friends and Lovers

November 14 people understand relationships at their most intimate level, yet it may be difficult for them to show their feelings. Because they are sensitive, they may appear aloof, even snobbish. Yet their friends know how kind and considerate they are. November 14 people have respect for commitment.

Children and Family

People born on this date have a close relationship with family, which influences their attitudes throughout life. They are liberal with their children, giving them a chance to make many decisions. Although quick to discipline, they can differentiate between innocent mistakes and disobedience.

Health

November 14 natives enjoy physical exercise because it counterbalances their exhausting mental activity. They are generally careful what they eat, though nervous energy could promote smoking or drinking caffeinated beverages — which increases nervousness.

Career and Finances

November 14 men and women may not decide upon a career path until after they have grown into adulthood. Because they are intelligent, they often feel most comfortable in an academic setting. A casual attitude about money marks many people born on this date.

Dreams and Goals

People born on November 14 seek to find their separateness within personal relationships. If they feel that too much is being demanded of them, they are unlikely to be happy. They strive for a spiritual oneness with nature.

Scorpio Information for November 14

You should embrace: Insights, spiritual truth, modesty

You should avoid: Craftiness, immorality, unhappy heart

Article by Jill M. Phillips, Art by plutonia

Very few people have the potential of the amazing Scorpios born on November 7. They possess intelligence and spirituality in equal measure. Although they have a strong sense of mission, they need a lot of time to concentrate on their personal sense of fulfillment. They are often drawn to New Age studies and attitudes.

Friends and Lovers

Few people have as much love to give as those born on this date. They take their friendships seriously and will keep their word without fail. Being a mentor as well as a pal is second nature to them. They usually experience the greatest joy through their primary love relationship. They are loyal and do not take any commitment lightly.

Children and Family

Whatever their upbringing, people born on this date are able to use the experience in a positive way. They want to be good parents but realize that rearing children is complex. They know that not all children respond to their philosophy and do not blame themselves if their youngsters choose not to follow their way of life.

Health

November 7 people believe that a healthy body, mind, and spirit are interrelated. They have lots of natural energy highlighted by a positive attitude. Prayer and meditation are important in their lives.

Career and Finances

November 7 individuals do their best work in jobs that give them the opportunity to help others. November 7 men and women do not set themselves up as “experts.” They see themselves simply as good listeners. Although financial gain is seldom a major factor when they choose a career, they are adept at handling money.

Dreams and Goals

November 7 natives are dedicated to doing good. Although their ideas and politics may conflict with those of their closest friends and relatives, no one can question their motives. People born on this date know that for them, family must always come first.

Scorpio Information for November 7

You should embrace: Fortitude, a pure heart, innocence

You should avoid: Absolutism, conflict, misunderstandings

Article by Jill M. Phillips, puimun.